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	<title>The Avalonian Spirit Level</title>
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	<description>Organ of the Free State of Avalonia</description>
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		<title>Glastonbury 2012 Sex Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Avalonian Olympic Committee have announced this year&#8217;s games, starting in the first week of June. They are calling for judges, performers and spectators for this year&#8217;s event; entry forms are available on application. The Glastonbury 2012 Sex Olympics will feature 23 sports, which break down under strict discipline. The traditional sports such as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angry bus lot ban lust orgy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 11:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People come from all over the world to visit England&#8217;s Oiliest Hearth, searching for that certain special thing, even though they have no idea what sort of thing it is they&#8217;re looking for. Alfred the Great notably failed to establish a mixed-sex monastery here in 888. In 1191 monks claimed to have found the graves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Famous landmark stolen!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of Avalonia were dumbfounded on Friday morning, when they awoke to find St Michael&#8217;s Tower had been stolen overnight. I&#8217;m dumbfounded. said a local resident, I heard the bloody incessant drumming all night long, as usual, but I suppose they must have been dismantling the Tower. Come to think about it, it was more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abbots Kitchen: The Truth!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sky-Pilot&#8217;s secret out at last Amazing new evidence of a centuries old religious conspiracy, and a top-level government cover-up, concerning the design and accidental launching, in 1901, of the Abbot&#8217;s Kitchen. Recently uncovered documents show that the Abbot&#8217;s Kitchen previously thought to be the kitchen used by the Abbots of Glastonbury, was in fact designed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hungry Ghosts finally leave popular local venue</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 21:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following a difficult period, a steady stream of what locals have dubbed hungry ghosts and demons have been seen leaving the Assembly Rooms in Glastonbury. The exodus began after international Native American charlatan Rory Littletruth attempted a ritual, designed to clear negative energies from the hall last Saturday. Battalions of otherworldly beings swept through the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Avalonian Book of the Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Avalonian Book of the Dead is a mystical text, which was found imprinted, as the result of psychoradioactive forces, on the inside of a brown paper wrapper. The paper had been used to parcel up the legendary Holy Grail. the strange glyphs and jumbled text, which appear to bear a direct relationship to 20th [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The cosmic secrets of number 23</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number 23 has a particular significance for Avalonians, not least that Unique Publications, erstwhile publishers of the venerable Times of Avalonia used to operate from number 23 Northload Street during the late 20th century. Writers like Robert Anton Wilson have identified the number 23 as the numerological constant for imploding synchronicity &#8211; it is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freak storms make Avalon an island once more</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 12:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lethal combination of torrential rain, hurricane-force winds and a general rise in sea levels caused by the &#8216;Greenhouse effect&#8217; melting the polar ice caps, have together brought about widespread flooding in Somerset. The Isle of Avalonia has become surrounded by water, and is preparing to declare itself independent from the mainland Brits. Many &#8216;New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swami Barmi Incarnates</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 8th of the 8th 1988, Her Holiness Swami Barmi was incarnated and manifested into the bodies of 23 women, most of them full grown. She moved among her people and wrought many miracles. As Avalonians prepare for the big anniversary in August 2011, we take another look at the life of this truly [...]]]></description>
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