Residents of Avalonia were dumbfounded on Friday morning, when they awoke to find St Michael’s Tower had been stolen overnight. I’m dumbfounded. said a local resident, I heard the bloody incessant drumming all night long, as usual, but I suppose they must have been dismantling the Tower.[...]
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November 5th, 2010 - 1:09 PM § in Historical, News
Abbots Kitchen: The Truth!
Sky-Pilot’s secret out at last Amazing new evidence of a centuries old religious conspiracy, and a top-level government cover-up, concerning the design and accidental launching, in 1901, of the Abbot’s Kitchen. Recently uncovered documents show that the Abbot’s Kitchen previously t[...]
November 4th, 2010 - 9:07 PM § in News
Hungry Ghosts finally leave popular local venue
Following a difficult period, a steady stream of what locals have dubbed hungry ghosts and demons have been seen leaving the Assembly Rooms in Glastonbury. The exodus began after international Native American charlatan Rory Littletruth attempted a ritual, designed to clear negative energies from the[...]
October 30th, 2010 - 12:57 PM § in Environment, News
Freak storms make Avalon an island once more
A lethal combination of torrential rain, hurricane-force winds and a general rise in sea levels caused by the ‘Greenhouse effect’ melting the polar ice caps, have together brought about widespread flooding in Somerset. The Isle of Avalonia has become surrounded by water, and is preparing[...]