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November 5th, 2010 - 1:09 PM § in Environment, News

Famous landmark stolen!

Residents of Avalonia were dumbfounded on Friday morning, when they awoke to find St Michael’s Tower had been stolen overnight. I’m dumbfounded. said a local resident, I heard the bloody incessant drumming all night long, as usual, but I suppose they must have been dismantling the Tower.[...]

October 30th, 2010 - 12:57 PM § in Environment, News

Freak storms make Avalon an island once more

A lethal combination of torrential rain, hurricane-force winds and a general rise in sea levels caused by the ‘Greenhouse effect’ melting the polar ice caps, have together brought about widespread flooding in Somerset. The Isle of Avalonia has become surrounded by water, and is preparing[...]