People come from all over the world to visit England’s Oiliest Hearth, searching for that certain special thing, even though they have no idea what sort of thing it is they’re looking for. Alfred the Great notably failed to establish a mixed-sex monastery here in 888. In 1191 monks claim[...]
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November 5th, 2010 - 1:09 PM § in Historical, News
Abbots Kitchen: The Truth!
Sky-Pilot’s secret out at last Amazing new evidence of a centuries old religious conspiracy, and a top-level government cover-up, concerning the design and accidental launching, in 1901, of the Abbot’s Kitchen. Recently uncovered documents show that the Abbot’s Kitchen previously t[...]
October 31st, 2010 - 1:46 PM § in Historical, Spirituality
The Avalonian Book of the Dead
The Avalonian Book of the Dead is a mystical text, which was found imprinted, as the result of psychoradioactive forces, on the inside of a brown paper wrapper. The paper had been used to parcel up the legendary Holy Grail. the strange glyphs and jumbled text, which appear to bear a direct relations[...]
October 31st, 2010 - 1:01 PM § in Historical, Spirituality
The cosmic secrets of number 23
The number 23 has a particular significance for Avalonians, not least that Unique Publications, erstwhile publishers of the venerable Times of Avalonia used to operate from number 23 Northload Street during the late 20th century. Writers like Robert Anton Wilson have identified the number 23 as the [...]
October 29th, 2010 - 6:57 PM § in Historical, Spirituality
Swami Barmi Incarnates
On the 8th of the 8th 1988, Her Holiness Swami Barmi was incarnated and manifested into the bodies of 23 women, most of them full grown. She moved among her people and wrought many miracles. As Avalonians prepare for the big anniversary in August 2011, we take another look at the life of this truly [...]