People come from all over the world to visit England’s Oiliest Hearth, searching for that certain special thing, even though they have no idea what sort of thing it is they’re looking for. Alfred the Great notably failed to establish a mixed-sex monastery here in 888. In 1191 monks claim[...]
Archive for November, 2010
November 5th, 2010 - 1:09 PM § in Environment, News
Famous landmark stolen!
Residents of Avalonia were dumbfounded on Friday morning, when they awoke to find St Michael’s Tower had been stolen overnight. I’m dumbfounded. said a local resident, I heard the bloody incessant drumming all night long, as usual, but I suppose they must have been dismantling the Tower.[...]
November 5th, 2010 - 1:09 PM § in Historical, News
Abbots Kitchen: The Truth!
Sky-Pilot’s secret out at last Amazing new evidence of a centuries old religious conspiracy, and a top-level government cover-up, concerning the design and accidental launching, in 1901, of the Abbot’s Kitchen. Recently uncovered documents show that the Abbot’s Kitchen previously t[...]
November 4th, 2010 - 9:07 PM § in News
Hungry Ghosts finally leave popular local venue
Following a difficult period, a steady stream of what locals have dubbed hungry ghosts and demons have been seen leaving the Assembly Rooms in Glastonbury. The exodus began after international Native American charlatan Rory Littletruth attempted a ritual, designed to clear negative energies from the[...]