The Avalonian Olympic Committee have announced this year’s games, starting in the first week of June. They are calling for judges, performers and spectators for this year’s event; entry forms are available on application.
The Glastonbury 2012 Sex Olympics will feature 23 sports, which break down under strict discipline. The traditional sports such as the High Jump, Long Hump, Modern Sexathlon, Tantric Marathon, Pole Vault, Muff Diving, Sexual Gymnastics, Equestrian Undressage, Equestrian Humping, Felching and Water Sports are all well represented, plus this year, the Games have been expanded to accommodate new disciplines like Tossing the Scotsman, Handball, 23k Spank and Naked Wrestling.
Glastonbury 2012 has confirmed 1,230 inspirational Vibebearers who will carry the Olympic Vibrator, which will be used to stimulate the games into frenzied excitement at the opening ceremony. The Avalonian Olympic Committee’s Uncoordination Commission has confirmed that Glastonbury 2012 is on track to deliver a great Games and welcome the world with open legs and a firm handshake this summer.
